lmao its always the crustiest and wackest of white boys who are quick to say that they dont date women of color like theres a long ass line of fine black women at their door desperate to ask for their cool ranch dorito stained hand in marriage
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
“I, (insert url here) being of stable mind (sort of) and sound body, a member of good standing of the PJO/HOO fandom, do solemnly swear to be a demigod of good cheer and good heart and realize not all of my fellow demigods will get house of hades on the same day. I swear to tag my spoilers, not start any ship wars, and respect my fellow demigods. if I do not, may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours in the fields of punishment until I scream bloody murder.”
- PJO:hey look we have clever chapter titles and happy endings and when bad things happen they get resolved by the end of the book and don't worry everything will turn out fine
- HOO:hey look I'm really depressing and I will make you cry but you won't know that until you're too far into the series to stop and I WILL DEVOUR YOU SOUL
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
so I was scrolling down my timeline on facebook to look for something and I ended up scrolling down to my first post ever and just
I have so many questions for my past self in 2009 like what happened what did akon do I’m so confused